Good stuff. Keep us updated, preferably through the medium of a pin board and lots of red string.

Remember never any Google products?

Edit: Now I see it. ‘Remember, never any Google products’. I spent ages and just couldn’t see what you meant. 🤦

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.

I that channel too.

but you know… noone would describe Duel of the fates as “loud” lmao.

I mean, I would, you know… If it was loud.

There is now a debate as to what Reckless Ben should or should not have done. One side argues that he was needlessly reckless

I mean…

I was trying out user tags on Lemmy to see how to do it and what they’re like. I was reading a post about how people put their shoes and socks on.

OP is now tagged as ‘Shoe sock’. The only tagged person I have.

I salute you, Shoe sock. 🫡

Nah, it’s definitely ‘Horse’

A dentist that does non-necessary procedures, like filing cabinets or pre-emptive fillings, causes harm.

I agree. I’ll do my own filing cabinets and he can stick to dentistry.

My body will be ridged

For her pleasure?

Edit: I thought it looked weird, just realised it’s ‘ribbed’. I’m not sure what a ‘ridged’ condom would be like, probably not great.

In that case, your balls probably won’t explode then.

I know someday you’ll have a beautiful life

I know you’ll be a star in somebody else’s sky

But why, why, why can’t it be, oh can’t it be mine?

What’s gis? Cos apparently I’m one.

O holy night is my favourite old Christmas song and this is a banging version of it.

Tommee Proffitt feat. Tauren Wells & SVRCINA https://youtu.be/OsfGJuugPUk