“alcohol is a mild poison”

… it actually is though? its even defined as such in medical texts I’ve read.

try lemmy.dbzer0.com. (totally unbiased)

we have pirates, memes, and shitposts galore (ahoy, matey!)

should have known better than to trust a politician with a gun…

look at that abhorrent fucking trigger discipline, he’s going to fucking obliterate whatever is above him without knowing what lies above his target, or what damage will happen because of his negligence.

and, as always, a reminder for the rules of gun safety. you can never be too safe when handling a deadly weapon:

RULE 1: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOU ARE READY AND WILLING TO DESTROY WHATEVER YOU ARE POINTING THE GUN AT

RULE TWO: NEVER POINT YOUR WEAPON AT ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

RULE THREE: KNOW YOUR TARGET, AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT.

edit: lmao, whoever down voted this clearly doesn’t know anything about guns. anyone not displaying proper gun safety is to be slapped, and their gun rendered safe until such time that they display proper safety procedures. these rules are universal, and taught the world over.

good luck not giving yourself a Darwin award, dumbasses.