Well that’s quite misleading marketing

It’s pink.

Pink is my favorite salt taste

Dragons are extremely cool magical fantasy creatures

Rich fucks are extremely real and cool as rotten dog shit

In America they’ve calibrated the political compass with Hitler at 0,0

Xhammer

At work? Laptop and VSC/browser

Outside work, probably hex key set, I have it with me all times when cycling

First off, I’d suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, and NOT read it. Burn them, it’s a great symbolic gesture.

“I’d rather fail to automate process for 2 weeks, than spend a day doing it twice”

The traffic is moving at walking speed. It’s definitely not dangerous to ride bike there…

Qualcomm doing Qualcomm things

I’m sorry for being a good friend

Accidentally landed an entry-level IT job, because they needed people who speak my native language.

I don’t have RAM, I have RDM (Random Data Memory)

No country pretending to be developed has capital punishment

USA is pretending to be different from Iran

I don’t masturbate because it’s easy, but because it’s hard

Your chain looks nasty

Yeah I login to Citrix and launch Excel, it asks to sign-in? I’m already signed in on the server with my entra id account with E5 license??? Okay sign in again. Something went wrong and can’t retry? Well suck my dick I’m sending a ticket to helldesk

Soon: UCI bans the use of butt plugs

1 in each, or you can do 2 in either. Use your imagination

Windows, which I imagine is used by most accountants, has 260char limit for file paths