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There were a lot more but then the guillotine was invented :(

Depends on the pov though, the donuts hole is very different compared to the bats hole.

Israel comits genocide.

It is on the top side

Shrinkflation foreshadowing

It’s less weird if you understand distraction can be used to steer peoples attention away from real problems.

*the first few times you do it.

Russia is already at war with us and has considered us the enemy for a while now.

I have an old one with a battery, which is not what you’re asking for but it has a feauture i have really come to like: you have to put the alarm on everytime. Having it go off every day automatically is a huge convienienxe that radio alarms, wake-up lights and smartphones have; but setting the alarm to wake up at a specific time next day is some kind of magic agreement with the universe. I’m not necessarily a believer in manifesting your destiny, but setting an intention like this really helps me out in the morning. Just wanting to put that out there.

Yes limited editions are definitely the worst of capitalism, we don’t need new flavours ever!

he unfortunately only finds himself attracted to women

I don’t know many straight guys who actually think that, yet it do know multiple gay men who are low-key misogynists and really glad they’re not into women. I feel like “Not Gay Name” is a younger version of a gay man i know, who almost got married to a woman who eventually found out he was cheating just not with girls.

He’s talanted and well known and there are other countries

Is there a pool going on whether “Not Gay Name” is actually gay too? He sounds so closeted, it’d be easy money.

Trans rights are human rights