Yeah, I hate when that happens in a shitposting community!

My office building still has them and people fill up their water bottles.

I’m looking at them now and realizing I may need to go to a store to try them out.

Sploosh, adding to cart now.

Well, don’t just tease! Does the fucking pillow work? If yes, what’s the brand?

*Explodes into a thousand bats and flies away.

I had to do it after Burning Man cause that’s all the gas station had. Granted, my hair was dirty with mud and unwashed for a week, but still.

It was a horrible mess. The 2-in-1 product didn’t do either job well - washing or conditioning. My long gorgeous hair turned into near dreads and felt so nasty. Never again.

No, just a woman parodying the Daily Mail.

You would be correct.

This was posted by Kirsty Webeck on FB, for crediting purposes.

It’s the famous tomato scene from Lord of the Rings.

Two Matts on there. This is definitely about fucking.

I think I tried the soft ones but I am not 100% sure? Basically, one eye was fine and the other would NOT go in.

TL;DR: Would rather deepthroat.

learning to put in contacts was kinda similar to learning to deepthroat.

I’m 💀.

I think contacts are harder though cause I still can’t put them in.

Do you still use butter too?

Yes, this is the one my friend’s mom fell for. They were supposed to be these gorgeous mugs made out of crystals for $50 each. They were complete trash 3D printed plastic.

So the images for these mugs were created with AI and the mugs themselves are super ugly plastic 3D printed things. A mother of a friend fell for this.

That’s a really good point.

“Gifts from companies that used Al to make them look much better than reality did are already appearing in thrift shops post-Christmas.

These “Al slop gifts” arrived sometimes barely resembling what was in the Al-generated ad, and recipients apparently wasted no time dropping them off at Goodwill.

Al gifts were a huge issue this year, fooling older generations in droves.”

Seeing how 250ml is a common size for drinking glasses… I think they were gonna chug it.