Ignotum

Too bad i’m not wearing a bulletproof vest… or am I?
Vsauce theme starts playing

Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?

You fool!
Crawls sideways
We was crab all along!

Energy to send one kilogram into the sun: 450000000 J/kg
Typical calf weight: 37kg
energy cost of sending one calf into the sun: 16.6GJ
Eating one unit of cheese burns about half a tonne of gasoline (assuming perfect efficiency)

Who do i call when it’s 3 months past deadline and 150 million over budget?

It’s more likely than you think

Yes

It’s irony all the way down

Oh look it’s green Mario!

No, a single super-document, easier to “back up” which is why in the same folder there are also “thesis_final.tex”, “thesis_final_revised.tex”, “thesis_final_revised_v2.tex”, “thesis_final_revised_v2_final.tex”

Mouth post

Doge claimed to have saved 160 billion, so i’m guessing their salary was 160 billion divided on however many people were on the team.

No wait, 159 billion to elon and the last billion split over the rest

Ah yes, now this is a good fucking meme, so fresh, so dank

Aww that’s sweet, my heart goes you to you too <3

I love inside jokes
I hope to be part of one some day

I’m no expert, but yes we absolutely do

The glory isn’t mine, praise DuckDuckGo’s image search!

photo tita?
No photo tita?
Indescribable sadness