It’ll be fine, they’re cutting sharp cheddar!

Invader Zim (obviously…)

Phineas and Ferb

Powerpuff girls

I’m sort of torn.

It has been pretty much my favorite single book ever for, like, the last 30 years. I loved the 90s Tim Curry miniseries back in the day, and I think the new pair of movies was probably the best Stephen King adaptation I’ve ever seen, except for maybe the Green Mile.

The first half of this show’s season did not feel like It, it felt like Great Value Stranger Things. They finally got their shit together in the second half I think. I don’t know why it took them so damn long to bring out Pennywise, but that’s when it finally started picking up for me.

I don’t feel like I ever really connected with the kids. There were some familiar last names but it still didn’t really feel right to me. Like it was still just some random teenagers in the 60s fighting seemingly random Monsters of the Week for a pretty good chunk of it. Big whoop.

(I tried to put that last bit in spoiler tags, I hope it works… I still left it sorta vague in case it doesn’t.)

I am really glad they’re doing it like an anthology series. I wanted to see more about the Black Spot, and I’m glad we’re going to get more about the Bradley Gang and the Kitchener explosion in the next couple go-rounds

I will absolutely give season 2 a shot when it comes out. I’m still sorta iffy on the whole thing, but they did figure things out well enough in the back 9 of the first season that I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt next time around.

Does it still shred the roof of your mouth or is that too much for it to deal with today?

That’s a load bearing wall.

!ididnthaveeggs@sh.itjust.works

Whenever this happens to me, I always get to the end of the song, thumb hovering over the back button to start it over, and I think of that stupid Goofy meme.

“I’ll fuckin do it again.”

The article:

Microbrachius means “little arms” and refers to the genital limbs that locked male and female fish together when mating. And dicki means – that’s right, you guessed it.

The wiki:

It is named after its discoverer, Robert Dick.

Turns out I didn’t guess it after all.

I recently did a single player story playthrough of the four numbered Diablo games, and I noticed that the succubi alternate between naked and clothed in each game.

1. Naked
2. Clothed
3. Naked
4. Clothed

So my prediction is that they will be naked again in D5, whenever that comes out.

I had been a plague doctor one Halloween several years before the 'rona hit. I definitely dug the mask back out and went grocery shopping with it a few times during the height of the pandemic.

Why you gotta bring Wee Man into this?

Says it right there in the domain.

It’s not a very good sex doll, it’s just an ok sex doll.

Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he’ll be high for the rest of his life.

Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he’ll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.

Verdana all the things!

—Ea Nasir, probably.

It’s Matt!

It.

Oh no, wherever will middle school girls be able to try out shoplifting now?

No real naming scheme, mostly just stupid names because they’re funny, though a couple names have been roughly related to the car to which they belonged.

• Pobjoy
• Probably Jessie (yes, “probably” is part of the name)
• Probably Jenny
• My Boy Blue
• Winona
• Jules