Nominate Lucario as the symbol of controlled opposition cowards?

Because I feel like they’re subliminally everywhere and it fascinates me. It’s like an angel number or something

Damn, how could I forget Genie Briefly Shapeshifting Into Scottish Terrier?

I love how Glup Shitto-y this collection is getting

It’s indigo, which is at least honorary blue!

Though I did rule that something as crazy as Vaporeon counts as a dog, that’s just because it evolves from a very explicitly doglike Pokemon. Now Stitch, he didn’t come to exist that way. He’s kinda just a lab-grown creature with big ears, so I’m not sure if he counts as a dog…

If I get downvoted though, then I’ll honor democracy and add Stitch anyway

Bears don’t have floppy ears, so that one must be a dog

Also it literally did turn up when I searched for blue dogs

Eevee is fox
Fox is dog
Eevee is dog
Vaporeon is evolved Eevee
Vaporeon is evolved dog
Evolved dog is dog
Therefore, Vaporeon is dog

No, blue ones only!

Gah I forgot that the blue meanies had damn dogs

What like vore fiction

Wasn’t me, a ghost moved them!

You know ball :)

Ok now sing it

Well we’re on the subject of the GOP, so of course I’ll be focusing on their contradictions. If I gave the democratic party a similar treatment then I’d be writing an essay

Hm ok sing me one

Damn we need more people on Lemmy so we can make a creative writing doodad

Sorry guess again, it’s somewhere in the Middle East

Is what I would say if I was a propaganda machine

I was imagining haunted house to mean more like Haunted™ House like with dusty candelabras and cobwebby spiral staircases and whowhatsthems

Ordinary suburban houses can be haunted too

Because they’re too funny, i.e. Jebediah Townhouse