isame [he/him]

NASA uses Jupiter’s gravity well to slingshot craft into farther orbits. Edit: Farther trajectories may have been the better phrasing.

This should be illegal.

I’m going to need y’all both to step away from the lathe.

If my phone ever makes a single sound without me having pushed ‘play’ on some media, my first impulse is to throw it into traffic. I feel the same way about my computer.

And arrows, no?

You are correct, of course. I was being difficult.

I’ve got a thing in my drawer that’ll do that. Doesn’t take calls, though.

Loosing ties