Need new clothes? These potato sacks and flour bags make excellent dresses!

Can’t wait until someone flies their Tesla into an airport or military base.

Yes but Prezzy Trump might call me a mean name and I don’t like being called mean names!

Always on mic and forward facing camera

We’ve been saying this since 2020.

RUSTY!!!

BofA used to have layoffs if they made less than $6 billion every QUARTER.

I’ve lost a purchased game twice. Now I have a copy on my PC so no need to buy it a third time.

I’m not saying he’s not an idiot but that address wasn’t a secret.

Yes but not for YOU.

I assume it does this so you don’t skip songs and cause them to have to pay more royalties? The songs you never skip get more preference when “randomly” making the playlist.

What’s wrong with Nord? They don’t keep logs. Or do they?

Remember when she sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game? LMAO https://youtu.be/CMA2iF6RuXk?is=O_Hli1B-NIHnn5d1

That’s Absolute Batman

You could even let the existing Congress grandfather themselves in so they can pull the ladder up one last time.

I have the mat and it helps a little but litter still gets everywhere else.

For some people, it’s spiders. For others, it’s snakes. For me, it’s jellyfish.

So it looks cute and innocent.

I was buying vodka yesterday and a guy in line behind me looked at what I was buying and he said he hadn’t heard of it and asked if it was good. I said yes. I don’t like recommending vodkas to people because it absolutely matters how you are drinking it. If he doesn’t drink it the way I do, he might think it’s not that good but I can’t stand there and explain this to him so I just said it was good and on sale.

I’m going for the high score