On a related note, never trust your GPS on I-95 driving near Washington DC.

That lady wants to steal a bunch of puppies.

Let me break out my checkbook in the grocery store line and watch their souls leave their bodies.

Don’t forget what a piece of shit this guy has been his whole adult life.

Ha, my doctor asked if I had a support circle and I said my wife and kids and then he said what about outside that and I was like uh…nope. He then told me I have trust issues.

Like it’s just water now or is it a part of Germany and/or Spain?

My seasonal depression is late Spring to early Fall.

Only buy a Ford if you want to buy a new engine and/or transmission under 100k miles. Not sure if AI could make their cars worse.

Patient almost dies.
Patient almost dies.
Patient almost dies.
Patient saved in the last 5 minutes.

If only there was some way for you to signal to me that you are turning…

Oh wow I did not read that title right

Deadwood Invincible Mr. Robot

What happened to the tank guy in Tiananmen square?

Our vet has to refer to the cat by his full name and title, Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney.

Nerve endings??? What good are those?!?!?!

Playing Unreal Tournament and Duke Nuken 3D with everyone else in the lab.

They say they have nothing to hide

So the moral here is get baked on June 19th?

Uncle Baby Baron wants to sell you some health elixirs, because he’s selfless.

Looting it is then