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Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.

E - I - E -oh no

According to Serengeti, it is entirely possible for a dong to hurt enough that it affects one’s ability to walk. I’ve never experienced this, but I trust Serengeti, so I’m gonna say…valid!

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

I was hanging out with my cousin (I was maybe 7yo at the oldest) and we were laughing because I had suddenly farted. He responded with his own toot, but to our surprise, it came out with such force and velocity that it shook every window in the room…or so I had thought.

Turns out that a large shipping truck had passed by at just the right time and because of where we were in the room, he had seen it, but I could not. His earth-shaking ass-clapper was but a farce! Hardly even a poot left his patootie! And still, he let me believe for years (I was a naive kid lol) that he could end the world if he only ate enough beans and wanted it bad enough. What a rascal!

Erm…well akchooly, succubi and incubi are the same thing and just present as whatever gender the subject finds most appealing. So no amount of gay is a replacement for willpower 🤓☝️