Certainly!

Do I wanna know

She was your wife, but isn’t now? How come?

All dicks are awesome. Especially small ones.

Body shaming? It’s not awesome. And this kind actually enforces the stereotype we wanna make fun of.

When they finally settle on a story, and then announce it, just like they always do, then I, for one, believe we must always take out our boys in blue at their word.

Never going to Sweden if I have to fucking leave after

Would I know what it tasted like if it were in a Pepsi can?

was

but you couldn’t keep up with coolness and…?

What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

I used to hate shellfish

but now I hate shellfish with righteous indignation.

Most colleges are outside of Boston, classmate!

Come onnnnnn. If that were the case, then there’d be no God, peace be upon It.