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“You hang up first!”

“No, you hang up first!”

If your dad has a CPAP machine and still snores then it’s not doing its job. Either:

• He’s not using it
• He’s removing it halfway through the night
• The mask is not fitting well

Can’t help with the first case. In the second case, it can happen reflexively if the air is too warm or too dry. Is he using the humidifier feature?

For the fit part, he might want to try a different type of mask (eg nasal pillow if using a full mask or vice versa). Different types of masks may also be more convenient for certain sleep postures, which as you already discovered can make you more or less prone to snoring.

Well yeah, they’re all woke now. They used to be woke before too, but they’re still woke now as well, as they should.

Just use main. I’m not bothered by either, but I’m not in the demographic that would be bothered by master, so I use main and STFU. It takes way less effort to switch to main (if you haven’t already) than to come up with all this rhetoric about why master shouldn’t trigger people.

Drug dealing operation. Like those pizza places where you order an unusual topping combination (e.g. anchovies and chocolate sauce) and the pizza box comes with a kilo of cocaine.

El Chombo - Chacarron.

One Piece did well enough?

Obligatory “fuck Nestlé with a rusted pipe”

That’s the point where I go back and edit the first parenthesized block to be separated by a comma, semicolon, or dash, make it a separate sentence, or convert the inner parenthesis to a footnote.

“Felon detected!”

Use normal chalk and then cover it with that water repellent spray?

Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.

Transcoding video for streaming.

So like Star Wars?

Thirty Brians agree…

Simon Tatham’s puzzle game collection.

“By your powers combined, I’m Captain Gull!”

No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

“Let’s make a show about monster trucks!”

“Yeahhhh dude! But the main character needs a tagline, what should it be?”

/lighting a fat one “Hehehehe… how about ‘let’s blaze!’?”

“Hehehe… duuuuude… hehuehuehehe…”

Also Homelander.