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sounds almost like the Acadian dish “Poutine Rapeé” (not to be confused with the Quebecois dish “Poutine” aka Cheese Fries with Gravy).

Poutine Rapeé is a big potato dumpling made with salted pork and onion inside a mixture of grated potato (with most of the starch removed) and cooked potato. Form into balls the size of two fists and boil until the ghosts of your ancestors tell you they’re done. Delicious!

esp when the emperor thumbs his nose at The Supreme Court.

also acceptable: “I’ve just sucked one year of your life away.”

I mean the music was bonkers good until goddamn NKOTB and Milli Vanilli. But the rest was pretty iffy. There’s a reason Forever Young captures the vibe of the 1980’s so well.

I think my version is more fitting for this panel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDLDhXG2gfw

I read this text in Ron Swanson’s voice

If you’re going to spend money at all then you’ll just have to give some of it (or all of it) to a totally overpowered construct of evil. If you don’t then they might start to lose power, and boy howdy they just can not have that happen. Oh, and make sure you continue to distrust your fellow man because if you all start working together you might decide that things should change.

instead of saying “it’s been nice knowing you” it seems more like “it would have been nice to know you”

oh wow they are STILL doing this strip?? We used to read it all the time back in the day.