My wife used to wake up tired some mornings and not know why, until I pointed out that the difference was whether her cat was nibbling on her shirt all night.

I don’t live in a climate that supports that. My cat can come and go as she pleases. My other cat won’t come in at night because it’s not his territory.

That’s a good point. The article doesn’t seem to specify to what extent phones are banned.

I like to go the extra mile. I uncensor shit emphatically.

A censored “shit” in a post about Star Trek? “SHIT” in big Star Trek font.

“Cunt” in a post about the UK? Enjoy your “CUNT” dressed in a union jack.

The censored word is “cock”? Here’s “COCK” in flesh tones with bulging purple veins on it.

Fucking lean into it.

Nothing makes me feel older than seeing all this opposition to phone bans in school. I don’t understand when the rules changed to allow kids to use them in the first place. I grew up before cell phones were ubiquitous, but if I brought my GBA to class, it would get confiscated. Obviously.

I love BBWs. I love when they get all out of breath, huffing and puffing, and it’s like damn, you’re so hungry you tried to blow a house down? Hot as fuck.

Well now that’s a lot more blood than in the Spider-Man games.

Still blaming the glass cliff scapegoat?

You could have left that take on reddit. You didn’t have to bring it with you.

Oh shit. That explains it for me too then.

He needs to be out here inventing cronuts and shit.

Anthem is a goddamn masterpiece, and I will die on this hill. The graphics, the combat, and the traversal were all AAA quality. There just wasn’t enough fodder for the internet hate machine that month, so Anthem got tossed into it for some reason.

Oh, well if that’s Dallas then that’s actually a great view.

Got it. You shout to the five people and ask them if you should pull it. It’s likely at least one of the five will want you to take the chance, which means he accepted the risk, which means you no longer have to count his death as an adverse outcome. Now the odds are even and you can safely pull the lever.

And if more than one of them says to pull it, then the odds are clearly in favor of pulling the lever.

Yo.

Yes, that is a new fetish alright. Never heard of anyone into that before.

I know. But he’s trying to do damage control. He’s aware of how he’s perceived, and he’s worried.

I’ve got shame for years. But sometimes I draw something nice. I’ve actually seen some of my stuff reposted as memes, and that feels like the opposite of shame, whatever that is.

Anyway you don’t do it for the art or whatever. You do it because it’s good for you.

I had a shitty job for a while. A good chunk of my day was taken up with just running this one report. A coworker and I would alternate weeks.

Well I automated it. It still took me half the day to run it, but that’s because I needed breaks to play with my daughter and pet my cat.

When I quit, I sent the automation to my coworker. No sense in her wasting her time.

I have kids, so yes, I watch kids’ cartoons. Today it was DuckTales.

Without kids, I probably wouldn’t watch any tv except what my wife wants to watch. I’d always rather be playing a video game.

Even if you can’t do it you just do it anyway. Make something genuinely terrible. It’s good for you.