Nate

I had to do the brakes on my car. Squatted down before even starting to work and promptly threw out my back

I’m 22

We found out my high school’s WiFi password was dymo$agptek14 and I’ve straight failed to enter my pin when I turned scramble numbers on. Had to pull up the emergency dialer to learn the numbers rather than muscle memory

He reversed it. Simple as

I keep an uno reverse card in my wallet for this very reason (actually mostly for if a cop pulls me over, but either way)

I’m just worried I’ll forget it’s there and not use it

1 and some change miles away. 3 closest 😎

We just keep making it easier for perry the platypus

I have actually tried to get rid of a Twitter embed by clicking on the “X”

Honestly, AI websites that do sound like they’re talking about the right topic are worse. You’ll get halfway through the steps and realize it’s bullshit and wasted your fucking time

Close enough, welcome back Mr. Ed

I love how they champion Community Notes like it didn’t exist as Birdwatch before he bought it

I wrote this one ages ago to throw shopgoodwill.com items in my calendar because the times are in PDT and they don’t have any built in notification (that works)

Also made it work with govdeals but I haven’t tested that in ages so YMMV

Writes it to a Google calendar URL. I had it write to an ICS file at one point but I don’t have version control on this one file

javascript: (
    () => {
        function createItem(productTitle, date) {
            console.log(productTitle, date);
             window.open(`https://calendar.google.com/calendar/render?action=TEMPLATE&text=%24%7BproductTitle%7D&details=%24%7BproductTitle%7D @ Goodwill ${window.location}&dates=${date}/${date}`);
        }
        if (window.location.href.toString().includes("https://shopgoodwill.com/item/")) {
            try {
                let title = document.querySelectorAll(".mb-4.d-none.d-md-block.ng-star-inserted")[0].innerText;
                let headers = document.querySelectorAll("th.font-weight-bold.text-nowrap");
                let time;
                if (headers[4].innerHTML == " Handling Price: ") {
                    time = headers[5] }
                else {
                    time = headers[4]
                }
                time = time.parentElement.children[1].innerHTML.substring(0, 25) + "DT";
                console.log(headers);
                createItem(title, new Date(time).toISOString().split(".")[0].replace(/-/gi, "").replace(/:/gi, "") + "Z");
            } catch (e) {
                alert("An error occurred, check the console for full details: " + e);
                console.log(e); 
            }
        } else if (window.location.href.toString().includes("https://www.govdeals.com/index.cfm")) {
            try {
                createItem(document.querySelectorAll("#asset_short_desc_id")[0].innerText, new Date(document.querySelectorAll("tr > td[align='right'][nowrap='nowrap'] > b")[0].innerText.replace("ET", "EDT")).toISOString().split(".")[0].replace(/-/gi, "").replace(/:/gi, "") + "Z");
            } catch (e) {
                alert("An error occurred, check the console for full details: " + e);
                console.log(e);
            }
        } else {
            alert("This is not a goodwill or govdeals item page.");
        }
    })();

This isn’t YAML, this is just sparkling JSON

I’ve tried and it’s returned to my bank account just fine. Their purchase disputes are pretty easy too

Back in my day we crafted racist videos by hand