3rd place: abscess on tailbone. had to be lanced and drained.

2nd place: cracked rib recovery; every sneeze, cough, laugh, or fart, would hurt like hell.

1st place: herniated disc. holy mother of god!

He does want you to see it. Otherwise it would be visually blocked like most historical buildings do in D.C. when going through reconstruction.

There is a phrase for that, it’s called “Jumping the Shark”.

This is my hole. It was made for me.

This is the most gut-wrenchingly dystopian thing I’ve read in a while. I can’t believe it’s not satire.