Nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative. It gets the people going

hmm… divide by 2… add 7… …huh.

Here’s what OP assumed you knew they meant to say:

TAYLOR SWIFT IS HETEROSEXUAL

just in case it wasn’t fucking clear

This isn’t a terrible summary but it fails to mention that Alvarez was an 8 year old migrant girl who was being detained, and not somebody related to the rest of this story

The way this is worded makes it seem like Alvarez and Eastman are the same person who died of a heart attack because they didn’t get fentanyl lollipops in time

as a femcel college student whos never owned a sex toy (my mom looks at my credit card account and I don’t want to embarrass her) here’s my thots on this.

1. cis lesbians probably would use fleshlights more if they had something to stick in them. maybe they could rub their clit & labia in the hole, but it still seems kinda wasteful since they’re only using the top part. it would probably be a better idea to get a grinder that vibrates

2. we like the gock 🚀💎🍆🤲😎

You’re right, Microsoft. I should get Firefox instead

Looked him up, apparently he’s a famous country singer. So, not anyone important or interesting.