You know that game show where people have to guess whether something is cake?

Satire is the new cake, and it’s more difficult to tell the difference.

He had 'em in the first half

I gotta go with 8. For reasons.

Honestly, if you don’t want a separate device, I’d sign up for a VoIP number. I use voip.ms, it’s a dollar or two a month for the number, and you pay per minute and per text (about a penny each, IIRC). You can forward calls to your primary number, or set up a SIP app (I’m using one called ZoiPer). I usually load it up with $20 per year or so.

I’d recommend Mint. Cinnamon is a great DE, and everything works out of the box. It’s a Debian-family distro, which means it can install DEB packages. Overall a great experience, and my personal favorite.

Mint isn’t well done, it’s full on congratulations

Obligatory: fuck Nestle

There’s a reason they restrict these things. Trying to get around them is a bad idea. If you get caught, your professional life is over.

If you’re that desperate, bring a non-office laptop and use a hotspot on your phone.