It makes me want to leave.

There’s no way to lay it on “nicely”.

There’s privacy guards these days. Namecheap even offers it for free now.

Only if I pass out from exhaustion/lack of sleep.

A furry and some beans?

Well you’re on Lemmy and it’s not FOSS. Not a great place to get unbiased opinions on the matter. It’s actively shitted on in the fediverse. They even bum rush the plex community here.