Now I need to go listen to Jethro Tull again haha

For the uninitiated

Jobs this; jobs that. What about pincer recreation? Claw pleasure? Hoof fun.

It me. Does my hunger outweigh the effort of going to get food?

Actually I could use a little help from a temporobotanist. I can see some horse tails around — what epoch does that make this?

This also functional. Pull skin taut around eyes by stretch cheek skin

Yeah? Well I took your mum here

👉👈ok hugh but what if im skint

God Hugh Laurie is hot T.T

I mean obviously Fahrenheit 451 and The Handmaid’s Tale if you liked BNW and 1984!

Personally I enjoyed a lot of HG Wells’ work for similar reasons — War of The Worlds, for example, is an obvious allegory for colonialism, (with the aliens as the empire builders). The original book is excellent. I binged a tonne of his works, including the Time Machine, the invisible man, the sleeper wakes and the island of dr Moreau. They’re quite short books. Easily read in a day (though I am a fast reader).

Otherwise I quite enjoyed for whom the bell tolls (Hemingway; set during the Spanish civil war, in which he fought, as well as Orwell funnily enough).

fr i’m not a huge fan of using the hammer and sickle as an emblem given the atrocities carried out by the USSR like the holodomor.

like you can be in favour of a planned economy without simping for stalin’s regime.

Wolfcel :3

Indeed, we’re getting reports that she is ✨round✨ and ✨floofy✨ (technical term)

George bush ass post (affectionate)

I knew the original tumblr post, so this is so cute haha

Women fear me. Fish want me.

Imagine I bothered to look up the Matt Damon rapidly aging gif, and put it in this reply. If it’s not too much trouble.

Marigold is a flower — e.g. marsh marigolds :)

what if 👉👈 we were in the cia torture facility 👉👈 and i had information you desperately needed 👉👈 and you [REDACTED] 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Glock riders

Just one letter L away from greatness :/