some classic Jake and Amir

Ask smart questions, get smart answers.

In the bottom center one, Santa has more fingers on his left hand than his right.

Breastmints was on my old list of band names.

!taneggs@lemmy.ca

Is that Caine’s famous milk and cigarette casserole?

They stole the sound from French letters during the Franco-Swedish War.

Finn (Adventure Time) would need a separate graphic for all of his

Sometimes, on a walk or a bike ride, I’ll pass a yard with some chickens and it always makes me happy. There’s something to this.

Knock knock.

Is a substack just a blog, or am I missing something?

Not addicted though

Tarn mentioned a couple of his favorite bugs in this interview:

My favorites are the one where the farmer walked over to the furniture stockpile, grabbed a bed, walked over to his farm and planted it, and the one with the injured hammerer. The hammerer is the dwarven executioner. When both of his arms were broken and he was unable to hold his hammer to administer Dwarven Justice, he still went ahead with the punishment, but he bit his victims. This included shaking his head vigorously and tearing their arms off, which he then held in his mouth for years.

Relevant Mitchell and Webb

I’d recommend reading Enshittification by Cory Doctorow if you’re interested in the subject. He argues that there are some specific causes. To name a few:

• The US has been lax on enforcing antitrust laws, meaning there are fewer and larger companies, and less competition forcing them to not be shitty
• The power of these large companies has also allowed regulatory capture
• Technology has allowed them to do a lot more shitty things and obfuscate bad practices. This includes being able to communicate faster as well as other things.

That’s true. I assumed it was more of a cure for aging. But OP did say “live forever” and “not dying”, so I’d agree that I don’t want those.

Y’all are crazy, I’d take immorality in a heartbeat if anyone was offering.

It’s nothing special but it’s always there for you. It’s like the one that’s been waiting while you’ve chased after other beverages and had your heart broken, and then you realize it was the one all along. tl;dr you friendzoned water

He’s just jealous 'cause the dorks on Earth called him a failed star.