I’d keep things semi formal in terms of what you call things (proper names rather than slang). Keeping a sense of formality, I think at least, takes a little bit of the weirdness out of discussing things with a parent.

Plus remind that it’s all a natural thing and that they’re welcome to ask questions without judgement. Safe sex info and that is a good idea too probably.

I guess you know what your kid can handle.

Hopefully some of this is useful to you

Agreed. If it’s not illegal then it should be allowed. Not that I approve of this type of content, but corporations should not be selectively enforcing their morals.

It’s America. Kinda took longer than I expected

You should probably bring this up sooner rather than later. The longer you leave it the harder it’ll be. Maybe something about loving them as a person but no longer being attracted to them on a sexual level.

There’s not really any way I can think of that won’t hurt at least a little bit.

There are no bites in that carrot. I’d avoid touching it

Possibly. But hopefully it’s at least a stepping stone. Self healing battery tech would be incredibly useful if someone can get it to work at scale