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Cake day: March 21st, 2026

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  • There’s a new party being born, the “People Who Hate People Party.”

    People who hate people, come together!

    “No.”

    We’re kind of having trouble coming off the boards, you know.

    “Are you going to be there?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Then I ain’t fucking coming.”

    “But you’re our strongest member!”

    “Fuck you!”

    “That’s what I’m talking about, you asshole!”

    “Fuck off!”

    “Damn, we almost had a meeting going.”








  • Yes they really celebrate blind faith explicitly. Like it makes you a better person if you can put your doubts aside and just believe. And they straight up call us all a flock of sheep. It couldn’t be more on the nose as a scam. This is why every church has a daycare attached to it: if they don’t hook you young they might not get you at all because it’s such a huge steaming pile of bullshit.