Real, but slightly meta question: who decides the gender of new things? Like, who decided if cellphones, or AI, or computers are male or female? What is the gender of a dildo?

You absolutely can, right after we’re done talking about human orgys.

(sitting cross-legged on the floor drinking a juice box) “How DID it end, grampa?”

Of orgys more than 10,000 strong? Pics. Now.

I saw a documentary about this on the archive presented by a talented young female researcher. Fascinating stuff.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Well then your first argument just got creamed by your second one, because the prostate isn’t stimulated with every ejaculation. It’s just a contributor to the final Batter-Blast™ just like the testes. The difference, is that trans rectal manipulation of the prostate, either with, or without simultaneous stimulation of the penits, yields a much different and usually stronger Cummingtonite, than without it. Actually, this would be a lot easier with an example, do you have a prostate, or one nearby that you can use?

It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.

You sound like the kind of person who’s never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

Straight dudes can suck dick too. We just usually elect not to, because we’re too busy explaining things that people already know to people who don’t care.