You just need to keep it clean and occasionally trim the bushes. Plus, that’ll make the hose look bigger.

I now have a pint of what seems to be room temperature river water. What’s next?

100% because it is a fire wall

I don’t know what you’re talking about, it would be hell to run cat6 through that. I’d definitely route around it and put the firewall in an adjacent room.

The wall material is so hard you’d think it was meant to stop an actual fire.

Allergists can work magic now with micro dosing. My kid’s peanut allergy is just gone.

If you have the means and the desire, it’s called LDA (low dose allergen) therapy. It’s sometimes also called SLIT (sub-lingual immuno therapy). There’s probably differences. I’m not a doctor.

Relax. It’s not that serious.

You said soda stream, so I assumed soda stream. Big whoops on my part.

If you care about things like Coke being evil, then you should care about things like money flowing into countries whose governments are evil and benefit from that flow via export taxes.

Sodastream is an Israeli company

Whenever someone says “female” but doesn’t specify the species, I assume they aren’t picky about it.

It’s not the sperm that’s the issue. It’s the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more

So then you agree that it makes sense for them to build the sites very deep even if they had no intent of making nukes. Became their neighbors are likely to try and blow it up.

Glad we settled that

“one day”

Israel has been threatening since the 90s.

Best buy takes electronics recycling.

A healthy society expels those types

No need to bury your refinement facilities 300 feet underground

Unless your neighbors are crazy enough to try and bomb them.

raid a library and take a book without signing it out

Calm down there, Satan.

Same for billboards near the road. Those never work.

Sometimes the best thing you can do for a cause is let other people know it exists.

What? I don’t see any cops

That’s dark. It reminds me of a story.

A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else. She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

“Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

“Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

“Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

“You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

“Parkinson’s,” he replied.

Feminism out of control. Women don’t enjoy sex. That’s a myth. If female orgasms existed my wife would have had one by the third of the five pumps I give her.

Eh… yes and no. I’ve got an engineering degree, I’ve learned how to design studies and do science properly, and I still struggle when a study is on topics I’m less familiar with. I can’t imagine most people going through these. They’re not accessible.

And if you’re just reading the abstract and conclusion, or worse a science article, you’ve got to hope they’ve interpreted things properly. Which articles are particularly bad at because they need to sound like news.