That is clearly a crow.

I mean, most people who say they’re Jesus are mentally ill, so…

So once we build the guillotines, how do we choose where to start?

Followed by a nice long stare into the bathroom mirror, looking at that piece of shit standing there.

Sounds like a you problem.

There was a time, quite recently, that this was a punchline in The Office.

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https://youtu.be/MAg2jw0uZ3I

Do Brits say grill instead of broil?

I think the guy, as terrible as he was in other ways, just really really liked jerky. This one especially seems to clarify they are just talking about actual jerky. I’m open to any files you would like to link that are especially weird. https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00700042.pdf

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Here’s another one that really seems like they are just talking about food.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00553854.pdf

This one is more verbose and explains his diet in more detail

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 10/EFTA02162654.pdf

Here’s a normal shopping list, clarifying that the steaks are for making jerky. Apparently NY strip steak according to an earlier email. Lemongrass and ginger being mentioned makes me think it’s probably a teriyaki jerky.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02318150.pdf

More shopping list, with clarifications on where to pick up the items even.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02302502.pdf

More food talk. I’m not going to dig any further.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00556144.pdf

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Here’s the recipe:

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00558095.pdf

The files are down for maintenance, I feel like actual evidence of cannibalism would be a pretty big story.

I’m going to be so pissed if the reptilian overlord and demonic baby eating conspiracies were real this whole time.

Are you Robert Downey jr?

I’m not sure about every state, but as far as I know that would just constitute an open container. You would have to be over the legal limit with a breathalyzer or blood draw, or fail a roadside sobriety test to receive a DUI charge.

Again, every state/country is different

There’s a popular Western game with a plot like that.

Do you have more proof? Where’d this quote come from?

Same thing with the protesters defacing art.

SimCity is the last time I was excited for a modern remake of a game, and likely the last. It was such an incredible letdown, you couldn’t even open the game at launch because of the always online stuff. Most every remake of a classic has been terrible ever since, I’m happy to be proven wrong though.

Friend, chill out.

Pretty sure it’s related to the vagus nerve, maybe someone more knowledgeable can chime in.

The 20’s, everything checks out.

I was going to be reassuring and say that there was likely nothing wrong with you, then I saw you were literally the world’s dumbest man. Sorry man, that must be rough