“Fuck spez!”

“Yes, yes, come in, come in!!”

Unless you’ve got POWER!

Okay, so not those then!

Postal boxes? Transformer boxes? Manhole covers? Park walking paths? Detention center fences? The houses of local homophobic politicians? Bike racks? Telephone poles?

A finger

Just grab them by their country

Idaho is trying so hard but just can’t keep up!

Hello?

#Hello?

Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

Dame Judy Bench was right there.

“Yes, gtfo of our dumpster. When we are here we will give you free food, including protein and fresh produce, without hassling you about whether you deserve it or are ‘needy enough’.”

…but that’s not good enough for you because instead of fixing an immediate need like someone’s currently growling stomach, this establishment should tell them to go somewhere else?

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say, “Ni” at will to old ladies!

ADL put spez on their tech advisory board apparently back in 2017. So I guess they’ve been a fucking joke for a while.

What if you live on an island

my theory is that most homosexuals are bi

Guessing you meant “homophobes”

The Korova Milk bar sold Milk Plus; milk plus vellocet, or synthemesc, or drencrom

I’m new to Linux and was struggling to print from LibreOffice the other day because my printer suddenly wasn’t listed.

Hi, yeah, the printer wasn’t plugged into the computer.

That’s where I keep my Longg Longgg Maaaaan