toeknee

am I supposed to believe that those cans are holy hand grenades?

they are now

that would require reading which, obviously my brain decided wasn’t required in this thread. :(

I misread your original question lol yeah you’re right.

I thought it was the funniest thing when I visited Chicago that while driving, nobody moved to the right lane for police cars but everyone moved over for fire trucks and ambulances.

no, because this one is obviously lying, so the other one tells the truth. (or as the riddle is normally solved, you know the answer is false because no matter which you ask, they’ll end up giving you the wrong answer)

shave, shower and go do something new/outdoors. Sometimes I’ll find that I’m stuck in the same routines for too long and they’re not working for whatever reason and changing things up helps me break the routine which then helps me figure out what I need to change to feel better.

wake up 5am (just one alarm), eat cereal, shower brush teeth, pack my lunch, feed dogs, out the door at about 6:15 for work which starts at 7am.

when I work night shift it’s completely different

sunset. The fireflies coupled with the colors of the sunset are great here in the Midwest. then, if you add in a bonfire and the fact that stars will shine and the cooling night it all adds up to a good time