Correct. Per South African law, if the cat’s on your lap you cannot legally move.

Come on, it’s a little social media’s fault, too. They also benefit from these kids staying stupid and unquestioning. I agree with everything else you said, though.

Chewing gum.

That was a fantastic read. Thanks for posting.

All hail king SabinStargem!

Is DEI in the room with us right now?

I, for one, welcome my Oscar overlord.

Dad?

We love you, Oscar.

For a second there I thought the last one was gonna tie the string back.