No see it’s funny because, as a straight male, the first thought I had was “oh man if this was done by a really tall skinny guy with big shoulders wearing grey sweatpants” and then this message comes up, implying that I’m gay for having those thoughts, but clearly I’m just being practical because a tall guy would maybe be able to reach more with his long, vascular arms. And the sweatpants is just because I appreciate casual fashion.

No so the staff got transformed into animated objects, it wasn’t objects that got animated.

For sure they had to snip shit out of his hind fur tho

I hardly know ‘er son

I’ve never seen one of my inner-most thoughts be memefied

Hugh?

but how am I supposed to feed LLM’s all my private data?

if you borked you gettin corked

ignore him, he hates Jebrews

Thanks. I tried looking at the people the Unabomber killed and I couldn’t find shit

In the words of the almighty Megatron - “I accept! I accept!”

Do you mind if your second thought goes to scrubbing my dishes? I’ll pay it in b12 or whatever brains like

Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

A place to moisturize

ok but who won

what a shattering experience

Drunk driving is cute in the 4-6 yo range

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh