I hardly know ‘er son

I’ve never seen one of my inner-most thoughts be memefied

Hugh?

but how am I supposed to feed LLM’s all my private data?

if you borked you gettin corked

ignore him, he hates Jebrews

Thanks. I tried looking at the people the Unabomber killed and I couldn’t find shit

In the words of the almighty Megatron - “I accept! I accept!”

Do you mind if your second thought goes to scrubbing my dishes? I’ll pay it in b12 or whatever brains like

Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

A place to moisturize

ok but who won

what a shattering experience

Drunk driving is cute in the 4-6 yo range

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gotta get down