When you’re born, you’re not 1. You turn 1 at the end of the year. When you are born, you are 0 years old. Birth marks age, but birth itself can extend between two dates - labour can start on a Monday, but end on a Tuesday. Then there’s also the fact that there’s a common mistake people make - the difference is not the same as counting something.

Let’s say you’ve collected some volumes of a book series. You’ve collected volumes 17 through 21. How many volumes did you collect?

If you do 21-17, you get 4. However, that’s the difference between 21 and 17.

If you list it out and count it, you have FIVE volumes, not four.

17 18 19 20 21

It’s really about how you calculate values and mark it. If you are born on Jan 1st, 2010, you don’t turn 1 until you reach Jan 1st, 2011. However, if you’re born in August 1st, 2010, you haven’t turned 1 on Jan 1st, 2011.

Great, that means were gonna fight mecha hitler in the 2040s

I am low batt years old 😎

Nah youre right it was the wrong term

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more thoughts for me then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sometimes the pasties are too secure

oh that must be why i don’t get any at all

😎😎😎🏍️💥💥VROOM VROOM VROOM

I mean I could but that’s because when you don’t have enough friends you make up your own

I think they said programming was math

It’s because most anvils were tuned to G. It was considered the original root scale step because anvils often worked best when tuned to G. But back in those days, it was called Sol (Solfège.) In french, Sol means ground, which is at the bottom. Ergo, every hammer driven by the smith was really just a sort of mating call that sent all the bottoms running to the smith’s doorstep. This is where the expression “she built like an anvil” comes from

So 50% of 50 is the same as 50% of 50. Both equal 5

I was looking for something that said “dad likes leather”

I am a stuttering serpent /s /s /s /s /s /s

Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.

I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener

that burrito doing the lord’s work

that’s sooooo sagittarius ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

okay so i am introverted but not hot so i thought i couldnt relate. but i am fairly tattooed, and since i am a fat guy, i tend to wear shorts and t shirts a lot. having people stare at the exposed parts of my body makes me both uncomfortably self-conscious and inflates my ego. is this what hot people feel like?

they don’t care about you or what you think. The whole point is to get you familiar with the product. Familiarity drives shopping. You’re not gonna remember 6 months ago when that detergent ad ruined your 3rd blindfolded Dark Souls 3 run with a taser for a controller, but tide WILL feel familiar, and therefore a safe option. People love to feel like they’re that one wolf among sheep when they get annoyed by an ad, but in the end the rich corps still win.

but on a positive note I love the memes you’ve posted