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I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.

He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”

“Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”

Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.

There are open source alternatives that already exist.

We don’t even get that far. Everytime we try, the dude does something before we get the chance and then changes the rules lol

Thats understandable. I don’t think I actually won any.

crystal moth strikes again

I’m so confused by the added complexity here. If there’s a gold ball behind every door, the choice of door doesn’t matter.

We were asked to pull a ball from behind one of three doors, not figure out what two dudes know about balls in a grid.

I choose the following option:

Kick the madman in the nuts, open all the doors and take all of the balls, switch the trolly track myself, save the people, sell the balls, then go back and tie the madman to the tracks and ask him to pick the door with the black and blue balls. If he doesn’t choose his own fly as the door, TROLLEY.

Me finding out in my late 20s that I had ADHD and now figuring out I’m likely autistic too.

Right I didn’t want to be there anyway.

20 years later my moms like, “don’t you want your old trophies?” I said no. Those are your trophies.

It was the Boomers who “needed” and forced these trophies on their kids (in the same way they forced sports on some of us) because their fragile egos needed their kids to be “successful” in a useless and arbitrary way.

lol thank you!

Not only do I not speak French, I also don’t speak it well.

Put a sticker on it after it’s sealed.

My morning brain.

Fender: Moth no like

L’Fender: Le papillon aime

In Kyoto, Hearing the cuckoo, I long for Kyoto.

So you’re poor like me and the guy in the pic.

That’s not a new car, and I doubt he bought it new. Probably cost what your 350Z did.

Pee lol

Lol I love that it’s a harrier jet. Someone should edit this to be that missing Malaysian airliner

I managed to get mine on height adjustable coil-overs and aftermarket wheels without breaking the bank, but yeah, I’ve seen some folks that do pour money into engines and cosmetics. Fair point lol

ah yeah, age is a factor.

When I got mine, I was switching from a corolla and was expecting a hefty insurance hike, but it only went up by $5 a month lol

I own a 2013 FR-S.

Unless this is rebadged, idt they were sold under the Toyota brand in the US until I think 2016. I could be wrong, of course, but this looks newer.

Regardless, outside of whatever mods they’ve got, mine is as old as they get and has no problems at all (other than the damn door checks lol), so age alone isn’t a reason to throw money at it.

lol these are only like 30k new.

If that was a financial mistake, perhaps the plate should stay “STILLPOOR”.

This, I should mention, is coming from someone who has never had $30k in his life and drives an older model of one of these cars (which i fucking love, btw).