The day of the backlog has come! Portable PC enjoyers rejoice!

Fair, it can teach you tools many people do not have

Fuck yeah

No. Though I’m not American which may impact that

Don’t forget measles

Therapy doesn’t help much if you have no power over the root cause

Reminds me of celebrity Deathmatch

Even if they were good I wouldn’t get one for the annoying open door noise

8 is the better game in most ways

They’ve been on a sharp downward trajectory since WiiU for the most part. Big F for the sports games and Mario party

Yup. It’s flat, boring as shit nothingness that just causes win more-ing for those in the lead and causes the tracks that have an ounce of design in them to be 1 lap.

The courses themselves are dull as hell compared to 8 but the traversal reduces it down to “I don’t even want to play this game” territory; so I’ve already stopped playing the 1 new game for my new console lol

“good ones” that isn’t a real thing

Same vibes Ellen always gave me. You can feel it in the eyes

More should get weird sure but death standing is boring AF

This is golden age Reddit level content right here

People only say summer is good because we used to get 2 months off during it

That girl is on fiiirraaaaafrrrrhhaaarraaa

(Did someone just shoot a cat?)

To encourage you to spend a bit more on the remake

In a dress

Not in my experience, Hori shit breaks in no time. Modern madcatz garbage