transcription: you can learn a lot about someone by hiding under their bed for several weeks
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I knew monsters under bed are real >:3
You need to start recycling those cans.
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woa, thats a lotta crumbs :3
Day 2: She hasn’t vaccumed this space in more than a year. I might have asthma now. [begin coughing fit]
Good luck with that, we have a futon.
A, how? B, why didn’t you come up and kiss me on the mouth?
This is why you must never stop checking for monsters under your bed.

do you need snacks. can you replace your chamber pot every now and then?










