Lawton Chiles Middle School in Oviedo went into lockdown Tuesday.
Its AI weapons detection system detected a student holding a clarinet in a similar manner as someone might hold a rifle. It “triggered the Code Red to activate,” the school’s principal told families in an automated message.
You might be thinking… What’s the right way to aim a dildo? Do you hold it by the balls or the shaft? It doesn’t matter! Close it all down until we figure it out lol.
Don’t be an idiot. You hold the balls in one hand, shaft in the other, then cock it like a shotgun!