I have kids whose days I fuck up if I don’t get up on time. After years of fine tuning, my morning routine is a well-oiled panic-fueled blur (They only miss the bus once or twice every few weeks)

Time is of the essence…
or not?

I’m hyper fixated on the iran-israel conflict at the moment it is not good for me, mentally or physically

A total waste of time and energy

Every morning when i wake up at 1400

Very generous to even use the word “management” to refer to what I do.

Surprise quiz: Using an epsilon-delta proof, find the value to which the badness of your time management decisions converges to or show that it diverges.

“Every day is a gift. We could literally die at any moment. So it’s incredibly important to doom scroll as much as possible.” -my dumb brain

im procrastinating eating breakfast

Replying to this from my bed, 2.5 hours after I woke up.

There’s your first mistake, you wake up in the morning.

If you don’t wake up until afternoon or evening, there’s less time to make bad decisions in.

worst possible

Bitch i know you’re not coming for my sash.