“Everyone knows what happens when you drop fourteen 30,000 pound bombs perfectly on their targets: total obliteration”
Except… you dropped those bombs on a facility designed to be protected from those very specific bombs.
Next up:
Police officer wearing bullet proof vest obliterated by 9mm subsonic round. “Everyone knows what happens when you get shot! Death!”
Police Officer: uhhh hey I’m still alive here.
A rare situation where everyone wins. Trump has his victory - Tehran gets to keep enriching uranium.
Summary:
US sends decoy stealth bombers that are easily tracked to deploy bunker busters but only uses them on one site and busting no bunkers.
Iran lets US waste billions, reveal strategic manoeuvering and weapons capabilities, provoking further anger around the globe against the evil empire, to bomb what are essentially decoy nuclear sites previously emptied of fissile materials while likely maintaining other unknown sites.
Israel says it set back Iran by 2 years before the bombing. Israel says it set Iran back 2 years after the bombing.
Trump: Everything was obliterated.
Intelligence agency reports: The attacks barely scratched the surface. Iran could produce nukes in a month.
Trump says he is right, and the spooks are wrong.
We have always been at war with
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