What about those of us who are obsessively on time? Nobody else is on time however, and it makes me want to beat my head into the wall.

I am only late if you’re one of those jackasses who says “if you’re not 15 minutes early, you’re late.” Fuck those people. Being on time is, like, the one thing I have trouble with that I have found ways of managing/coping with. Quit moving the goalposts.

I literally just had a mental argument with myself over when to set my morning alarm (which I will additionally argue with myself over how many times and for how long to snooze in the morning)