all the big players are paranoid that one of the other ones is going to “get head”

Imagine being worried that someone else is getting a BJ.

That’s only because L comes before W alphabetically tho.

“We’ve always been at war against Eurasia.”

“Uh… Boss? The pit isn’t bottomless anymore.”

“You better figure out how to make it bottomless again!”

“Safe and secure” when it comes to digital transactions. Everything is logged, stored, and saved somewhere where they very often have absolutely fuck all in terms of security and then all that shit is hacked or leaked or otherwise compromised. But its okay, because the government will force them to give you 1 whole year of another bullshit service that does absolutely fucking nothing to protect your data or identity.

When the orange turd dies or otherwise is out of office, we should just remove his plaque entirely and pretend like he never even existed.

If you didn’t want me making jokes about the casket, why even invite me to the funeral?

“Oh… It’s not illegal? Maaaaan… Now I gotta figure out something else to do this Saturday. 😮‍💨”

I think there might be an arcade nearby. IDK… Just a feeling I have.

Their taxes probably go to things like education and social services instead of bullets and bombs to kill brown people in other lands.

That’s a pretty big computer. It’s bigger than an American pickup truck. God damn!

If I’m not going to add anything to it, I usually do scrambled.

But if I want cheese and othet stuff, I make an omelette.

If I am feeling brave enough I will do over easy to dip toast into; but I end up breaking the yolk more than half the time so it kinda kills what I wanted them for. 😮‍💨

I was surprised to see it tracks my Quest 3 usage this year. It didn’t last year.

Spider-Man also has this power.

You out math people who have money so they give money to you.

You’d think Amazon.com would have the market cornered on those.

When you’re dead.

“What if we took Fargo, but made it into an explosive action movie?”

😃

When you’re cold, you can always put more clothing on.

When you’re hot, you can only take so much clothing off.