I already don’t use the social features of my PS5. I don’t even play online games with it since I ain’t paying extra for that bullshit; I get all my MP games on PC unless they are couch multiplayer games.

“How is this child sized?”

“It’s roughly the equivalent of a small child that’s been liquified.”

I want to stay in the box. 😱

At least the trombones aren’t rusty.

I wanna know how Zack got so popular even before they fleshed him out as a real character in the expanded media.

He had one minor little scene in the original game and I remember every girl in my highschool friend group that played video games just obsessing over him.

One of my favorite quotes from Austin Powers is when he and Vanessa are driving around and he turns to the camera and says “Ain’t it weird how the British countryside looks nothing at all like Southern California?” Cuz it was filmed entirely in and around LA.

I’m conducting experiments on temperal mechanics. I need at least 1.21 Gigawatts.

That’s an imposter. The real Yes Man looks like this:

I wish my body was a machine that was 100% efficient and turned food into nothing but energy and maybe leave behind a fresh, clean scent.

(this comment was posted while pooping)

Human generated slop > AI generated slop

Wait…

Val Kilmer is dead?

When they are brown and mushy.

Because thats when you can turn them into banana bread.

If I am going to just eat the banana by itself, I prefer it to look fake as fuck and bright yellow. Just ripe enough that the peel isn’t super hard to remove.

I haven’t tried frying one, tho. Might be better if it’s still green for two reasons: Higher sugar content for caramlizing and firmer so it doesn’t just melt away.

I think I may technically even still be married. I didn’t have money to file for divorce but we split like 3 years ago.

Lemmy.World has an anti-violent rhetoric stance and none of these bans or defederation have anything to do with your politics, but the violence in the username and posts affected.

If you dislike LW so much, block it and leave. The energy wasted on this shit could be spent actually doing the shit you keep telling others to do.

Does the person in the drawing have limited mobility in their arm so they can’t just turn their wrist towards their face?

Bro, you can get a DUI for riding a fucking horse while drunk. That one makes even less sense. Only the horse should get in trouble, and only if it’s drunk.

I’d need enough money to never have to worry about money ever again. And even then, it wouldn’t be without hesitation.

Hell, even before the AI summsary, the “at a glance” short blurb shown of the page on a Google search generally had enough of the information I was looking for that I almost never had to click into the whole page.

The AI summary conflating contradictory info into a single cohesive looking response makes it more likely that I will view the cited source to see what it actually said vs what the shittastic Gemini agent cobbled together.

Not a (good) piano player but I learned how to read sheet music in choir and it has been easily applied to instruments I can play well.

I like lady and pill bugs, but I still wouldn’t want them in my house. The only bugs I truly do not mind in my house are the mites that live on your face.