I can’t even feel superior to everyone when theirs so many arch installers!! I use real arch btw. I thought “I guess I should go to Gentoo” but then wait, CHROMEOS IS A GENTOO INSTALLER!
I feel like we only have two options now
- Ascend to BSD-land
- Ironically supporting Windows Unironically
edit: I have decided to replace my debian laptop with BSD
If you’re not on TempleOS, you were never really serious about feeling superior


The closest we have come to god
- Ascend to BSD-land. Start with FreeBSD.
- Once that becomes mainstream, go to OpenBSD, then NetBSD, then the very-rarely-used DragonflyBSD.
- Once that becomes mainstream (probably never, but still possible theoretically) switch to OpenIndiana, the FOSS version of Solaris.
- Then you can go to something even weirder, like the obsolete IRIX, the mysterious Plan 9/9front/Inferno, or the Rusty alpha-stage Redox OS.
Abandon technology and become a farmer.
This is the actual answer btw
John Deere support technician wrings his hands greedily.
What part of “abandon technology” was unclear?
They part where you can actually make enough money to pay the taxes on your land. ;)
Haiku. It’s a reimplementation of BeOS.
Alternatively, you could use ReactOS and make it look as windows-like as possible, and then go and post on Windows support forums with solutions to problems that work for ReactOS but not for actual Windows, and then play dumb while calling them dumb when it doesn’t work for them.
I use arch btw.
TempleOS or make your own
Plan9, then you can smugly say Unix systems are sooo legacy.
Back to LFS.
im building my own linux, with hookers and no C code
Ah, a Rust heretic
reject Monke
become Crab
I did that once. It instantly made my beard double the length.
It shrunk the hairs on top and pushed it through the skull into the neck region.
So now I am bald and neck bearded. Thank whatever deity you believe for I was already married.
Especially in the neck area, I assume
only*
Make your own, coward. No distro so niche as one that has half a user because it’s hardly usable.
Nixos. Definitely more complicated, but better, and superior 😎
NixOS. And be really annoying about declarative software environments
There is two other paths:
- Gnu herd
- Plan9
The only correct answer.
someone said that templeos is the only correct answer
i am getting conflicting information, which one is correct?
Depends on how much schizophrenia you want in your OS. If you want minimal amounts…stick with TempleOS
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who knows about this
You get an ARM or RISCV machine to run Linux on obviously. Then you shit on the plebs with their legacy systems.
You also need PostmarketOS on your phone of course.I feel seen.
Arch? So weak. I do everything only using the bios.
You could always switch to Slackware and be insufferable about it.









