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I lightly play my bearded dragon as a drum and make up little songs about how yellow and smelly he is. (:
This better not be a euphemism
It’s not. (:
wtf he looks sooooo yellow and smelly (I love him)
🎶 Ooooh, my Pączki, you’re so yellow!
And ridiculously mellow!
I must say, there’s no fellow,
Quite as stinky as you are!
But my boy, there is no place
Where you could not show your dumb face
And the people wouldn’t make haste
To say: “That guy stinky– take him hither, take him far!” 🎶
