Man, this is a high-quality joke… why am I crying?
So America gets its next war
tack it on with the rest of the wars they’ve lost.
If we can undermine ukraine enough, america will be The Biggest Loser!
I’m ootl on this joke. 🙁
EDIT: Yes, the groundhog story. I get it now.
Dictator Donny decided to drop 30k lb bunker busters on Iran
Ok, I knew about that, but I thought the shadow thing referenced something more historic.
The shadow thing refers to a North American tradition:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day
Groundhog Day is a tradition observed regionally in the United States and Canada on February 2 of every year. It derives from the Pennsylvania Dutch superstition that if a groundhog emerges from its burrow on this day and sees its shadow, it will retreat to its den and winter will go on for six more weeks; if it does not see its shadow, spring will arrive early.
It’s a joke. It follows the groundhog story. The groundhog sees its shadow and it means we have 6 more weeks of winter. It’s just a dumb thing but this joke is based on that.
USA tradition, if the groundhog sees it’s shadow, there will be X more weeks of winter.
I think a 20 year war with the whole world would end usa.
Silver lining.
