See homeless man dying on the streets below the neon skyscraper

“Omg, literally me”

I tought it was a hustle app where techbros could meet to discuss business ideas. And bathrooms are often chosen as a meeting location to protect the secrecy of the cofounders from tech journalists before launch.

Can happen to any straight dude.

Of all the jobs you could try to fake, why choose dentist?

It needs costly equipment, vast medical knowledge and high precision with you hand. At the same time, it is very high risk, if you mess up something.

POV: you ported an old Nintendo game

It has more rizz this way

But small businesses will suffer if people have nowhere to park 😡

Being a billionaire (aka wealth hoarder) is a mental illness.

If they were hoarding anything else to this extent, going way beyond their rational needs, e.g. billions of tables, pokemon cards or toilet papers, everybody would know they are insane. But as it’s money, somehow they are supposed to be the smartest people in the world, and we should worship them.