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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Some things don't change

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Some things don't change

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Religious Texts: … that text was written by some half literate guy living in a desert who heard tenth hand folk stories from his community from people who had died about a hundred years before his time, mixed in with legends, myths and fairy tales that are thousands of years old … but it’s all true because it came from God, believe it or you will burn in hell forever.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      You, a loser Christian, reading from a 2000 year old book of morality fables.

      Me, a sophisticated Scientologist, reading from a 70 year old Sci-Fi/fad health trilogy.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Maybe L. Ron Hubbard was a time traveller that had already started everything 3,000 years ago and decided to restart it all again 70 years ago.

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          • Morganica@lemmy.world
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            Maybe the real religion was the profit we made along the way.

            • scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Always was

  • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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    Web development: Oh, that textbook is obsolete. It was written last year before Angular v18 was released.

    • Spezi@feddit.org
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      Laughs in PHP + HTML5 + CSS3 + Vanilla JS

      • PlexSheep@infosec.pub
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        Laughs about PHP

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Programming: that book was printed a month ago, and it’s already obsolete.

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    Computer programming books … Lol we don’t print them any more, they’d be obsolete before hitting the shelves.

    • eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Do be fair, that’s less because the fundamentals behind programming are changing and more because the specific implementations are changed all the damn time.

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    But math does change, and it has a lot in the last 1000 years.

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      Math doesn’t change, we just learn more about it.

      The mathematical knowledge we had thousands of years ago is still true, and it always will be.

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    https://xkcd.com/435/

    • HexesofVexes@lemmy.world
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      Philosopher to the right of the mathematician: “You’re welcome for the axioms”

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