• If after I die god turns out to be real, I’d probably still go to heaven because I felt bad about my sins and that’s pretty much all that’s needed to get into heaven according to the New Testament. 🤷‍♂️

    • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Jesus disagrees with you.

      He said the path to Heaven is very narrow and crooked, and few find the way.

      The path to Hell is wide and straight, though, so you’ll be in good company!

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe
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      5 hours ago

      There’s also that part about accepting Jesus as your Lord & savior, so make sure you say those words, or get someone to say them over you before your brain waves stop.

      You don’t want to be kept out of heaven on a paperwork technicality.