I didn’t make the cut either. 😭
You are obviously not a big enough bell end. I’m a complete twat and I’m on it.
Im… that’s…
OK fine.
On this blessed day, we are all complete twats 💖
That’s my secret, Cap…I’m always a twat!
*holds hand up, transforms*
I’m on it.
let me guess, you’re leaning left?
I mean, yes, but the joke I was making was that I must be a twat too based on the previous comment.
I need to step up my twatiness and bell end-itude.
“not gay enough” apparently is a thing now
I’m not gay at all and I’m on the list. Thinking people should be accepted and loved no matter who they love seems to be very offending to that idiot who wrote the list.
SeductiveTortoise
Yeah, nah, you not beating the allegations here. Clearly you on the LGBT+ spectrum somewhere.
I mean if I were, I wouldn’t know. But thanks for believing in me 💖
Idk, I am a giant dickbag and I’m not on it. Maybe it’s related to political fuckmastery?
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Same 😔
I’m the admin of one of the blocked instances. Yay!
Only to find out your an innocent victim of the Scunthorpe problem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
What a silly instance
.ml is weird
Scun-thorpe if anyone is wondering, Also Penistone a place in England Cockburn a name in the UK And Middlesex and Sussex I might get put on a list 🤣
I drove past Penistone the other day, I giggled and pointed out the sign to my bf
I do it every time we pass by…it never gets old
clbuttic mistake
That’s absolutely removed
S(he) be(removed)ed 😔🙏
Lol now people need to hint to what slur is in the link so we can click it
I just copy the message link and open it in a browser on their instance
It’s the common genitals you’re unlikely to see in your inbox
@Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world knew this would happen
Are you saying that you are? In which case, what substring got you blocked? Only thing I can see is maybe “gina” which feels too weak
In all my years this might be the most dumb block list I have ever seen. A sample:
If you make a username “billionaire [ cock | dick ]” it won’t be caught by the billionaire cock/dick filter. I find that amusing.
This was a list of keywords posted by users that would get them on the list.
It’s even dumber when you take a look at some of the RegEx use. Pretty amateur even for such simple patterns.
Acab
🥺👉👈
In with 115 comments. Weirdest flex.
I’ve got 5,800 and am not on the list. What the fuck?!
3 years and almost 2,000 comments.
Also didn’t make the list.
Huh, just looked. I’m on it too. I rarely say anything, let alone political stuff
Turns out you’re too far west on the Overton window
You got me camerade, everyone knows it’s code for left of left
In with 35 at the time of it being revealed
That’s honestly impressive.
Raises more questions than anything
🔘I’m in this meme and I don’t like it
Having that many comments and avoiding the list be like:
Link to the list? Now I’m curious . . .
I’m on it, which is outrageous, because I am an absolute delight.
I thought I got pretty spicy when I was telling people they were being queerphobic but I guess not 😞
Your entire insurance is blocked if I’m not mistaken, so maybe you just didn’t get seen due to said block?
I think you meant instance. The concept of a transgender blahaj insurance claim being denied by a Lemmy mod is much funnier, though. Blahaj must defend themself in court against unjust insurance denial now. Bridget—from Guilty Gear—will be their lawyer while we’re at it.
This is my 3,000 comment in a little under 3 years. Still not cool enough for the blocklist. ;_;
Aw, you’re getting there! Keep at it!
Don’t even talk to me if you did not make the list. Talk to my regex on the list
How do you do fellow
^saharamaleikuhm$?
Did you ever use the word “perchance”?
3 years, 4077 comments (holy crap?!)
Not on it either!
Maybe I could’ve written like a whole book with all that effort though lol.
Skill issue lol.
I’d like to know what it was that got me on there, but to be honest, there’s a lot of possibilities.
Sheesh you comment more than I do!
👀
Wow you win.
woohoo?
It seems like he blocked at lot of left wing and people who stood out, so all this means is you’re like a nondescript nazi. Henchmen #62.
Good call, but aren’t others able (especially instance admins) to see our subscriptions? I’m on some subs like 196 and some left party ones. And my home instance is .ml!!
Idk honestly, I’m new and saw the opportunity for a bad joke and couldn’t pass that up since bad jokes are my entire personality. :D
Amateur. I’ve been on for 6.5 months and have nearly 6000 comments.
What the hell is a tesseract list?
