• stringere@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    This was a triumph
    I’m making a note here, “Huge success”
    It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
    Aperture Science
    We do what we must because we can
    For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

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      2 days ago

      Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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        2 days ago

        I wonder ehat Cave Johnson would make of Slug from Atmosphere’s line “When life hands you lemons you paint that shit gold”.