• kreskin@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      I know right. We still love you Canada, so we’re going to send trump up there to help you make some government decisions. Call it a sleepover. We’ll drop him off alone at the border tonight, if you can come pick him up and then later tell us when he’s done there, thatd work fine. Fair warning ,he’ll need his nappies changed. We’ll send him with a diaper bag. and fair warning #2, discipline is hit and miss, but we’ll trust you to be fair-- and yes we do spankings in our house, and timeouts (aka prison).

      After he’s done fixing your territory we are going to lend him to mexico, cuba, and then greenland. If need be, I hear the native Hawaiians and native alaskans also want a turn. It takes a village.

      /s