You are the type of person who makes the teenage cashier at Chipotle explain why guac costs extra.
You’re the human equivalent of a bag of salad that goes bad the day you buy it, worthless after I already spent my cash.
Talking to you is like using a public restroom, sometimes necessary, never pleasant and leaves me feeling a little gross after.
Every conversation with you has the emotional texture of a Terms and Conditions pop-up.
Being around you feels like watching someone try parallel park for four minutes.
and the best I have ever hear with my own ears, which is not mundane, but is excellent when yelling at the top of your lungs so all the neighbors can hear: “You are a supercilious cunt”
You know what, I literally just had the word supercilious pop into my head randomly like 5 minutes ago, then I realized I didn’t know what it meant. I looked it up, went “huh” and opened Lemmy. The first post I opened was this one and I come across this comment
The classic:
Others:
You are the type of person who makes the teenage cashier at Chipotle explain why guac costs extra.
You’re the human equivalent of a bag of salad that goes bad the day you buy it, worthless after I already spent my cash.
Talking to you is like using a public restroom, sometimes necessary, never pleasant and leaves me feeling a little gross after.
Every conversation with you has the emotional texture of a Terms and Conditions pop-up.
Being around you feels like watching someone try parallel park for four minutes.
and the best I have ever hear with my own ears, which is not mundane, but is excellent when yelling at the top of your lungs so all the neighbors can hear: “You are a supercilious cunt”
Was it classic before this? That was my first exposure to the phrase.
It was an instant classic. But also I call it a classic in the insult sense because its simple and can be applied to anyone.
Although the drawing’s eyebrows are not as surprised as the real dude’s are. lol
#3 is a real scalding, hospital admission level burn. I like #5 too because funny.
You know what, I literally just had the word supercilious pop into my head randomly like 5 minutes ago, then I realized I didn’t know what it meant. I looked it up, went “huh” and opened Lemmy. The first post I opened was this one and I come across this comment
Damn. I used that exact phrase in an email to my ex-wife like 15 years ago. It’s a good’n.
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