I have a team of geckos keeping the bugs down in my place. I love their happy chirps.

Has anyone interviewed the photographer that took that photo?

I remember a few years ago John Oliver flew to Russia to interview him. He showed him a bunch of vox pop interviews of young people in America asking if they knew who Edward Snowden was and what he did, and almost all of them had no idea.

You could visibly see him die inside after watching it.

I don’t believe for a second that he suffers from depression or anxiety. He’s a carrier - he induces it in others.

I dabbled in the demo for this game. It’s cool.

Mr Shifty is a fun, short game. I’ve played through it multiple times.

Here in Brisbane, that’s just January. Further north, it’s even more usual.

There’s no speed bumps on that track, though.

I could watch kids falling off bikes all day.

So the orange honestly thinks he can get away with an obvious double standard.

It’s been working for him his entire life.

You’d think that potentially spilling oil all over your own coastline would be a deterrent, but nothing about this conflict is based in reason.

It’s free on Steam.

I know, right?! And it’s been around for 26 years.

And wearing out your brakes faster by braking more heavily at the lights.

She’s a single mum just trying to make ends meet.

Imagine how bad it is for the people in Iran!

Around here we call that ‘scraping mud’.

Peter Kay’s bit always has me in stitches.

Those fucks have also recently got massive ‘defence’ contracts here in Australia as well. Not happy, Jan.

Shouldn’t she be at home looking after the kids, like a good conservative mum?

Australia doesn’t get a shot? C’mon! We’ve been vassaling as much as anyone.